Return of the Scarecrow

Supercoach Tim Nielsen has suggested that Brett 'Scarecrow' Lee might make a stunning return for the fifth, final, Ashes-deciding Test. Why?

Well, because Australia only need a draw to retain the Ashes and so plan to stack their batting and, according to recent research, the Scarecrow is the eight-best lower order batsman of all time.

Number one?

Mitchell's Johnson - the Bradman of tail-enders.

What do you make of that, Team Lower Order Batting Coach Bratich?

Exactly.