England v Australia, Third Test, Day One

England v Australia, 1st Innings, Edgbaston, Day One, Stumps

Australia 126/1

Australia 1st Innings

Cryin' Shane Watson not out 62
Simon 'Handbrake' Katich lbw The Ugly Duckling 46
Little Captain Punter not out 17

Extras (lb 1) 1

Total (1 wicket, 30 overs) 126

The Ugly Duckling has admitted that the England bowling squad don't know how to bowl to Cryin' Shane Watson. May I suggest opening the second day's bowilng with a ghost?