Australia v England Lions, Day Three

England Lions v Australia, 3rd Innings, Worcester, Day Three, Stumps

Australia 358 & 276/4
England Lions 352

Australia 2nd Innings

Flashy Phil Hughes c Morgan b Harmison 8
Simon 'Handbrake' Katich c Moore Rashers Please! 37
Little Captain Punter c 'Bacon' Rashers b Harmison 15
Magnetic Marcus North not out 106
Pupshark c Onions Souvlaki 80
Mr Cricket not out 11

Extras (b 11, lb 7, nb 1) 19

Total (4 wickets, 73 overs) 276

So, let's look at this.

Before this game we had

In Form Aussies: Flashy Phil Hughes, Simon 'Handbrake' Katich, Little Captain Punter, Brad 'Has Been' Haddin, Mitchell 'Johnson and' Johnson, Stuart Clark

Out of Form Aussies: Mr Cricket, Pupshark, Magnetic Marcus North, Scarecrow, Ho Hauritz

And now, after day three of this game, the order has been almost perfectly reversed.

Only The Handbrake of Simon Katich and Ho Hauritz have maintained their form line. Oh, and Cryin' Shane Watson, of course, who remains injured and on the sidelines.

I say, let's get the three consistent players in a room and see if Simon will strangle the other two.

What do you think of the bizarre reversal of form of almost the entire Australian team, Team Consistency Advisor Bratich?

Boy, you said it Jessica.